Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ek Taklif Hai! Doctor: Kya? Santa: Baat Karte Vakt Mujhe Aadmi Dikhai Nahin Deta! Doctor: Aisa Kab Hota Hai? Santa: Jab Main Phon Par Baat Karta Hu!
Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karvana Chahiye! Banta: Ha Yaar To Fir Ismen Se Vindo Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Lagva Laun?
Santa: Tere Baap Ko Ungali Karne Ki Aadat Gai Nahin? Jito: Kyon Ab Kya Hua? Santa: Aaj Fir Se Puch Raha Tha "Meri Beti Se Shadi Karke Khush Ho N?"
Santa Ke Sasural Men Saas Ne Use 7 Din Tak Subah-Sham Sag Khilaya! Use 8Ven Din Saas Ne Pucha "Kya Khaoge?" Santa: Aap Mujhe Khet Dikha Do Main Khud Char Aaunga!
Santa Aur Banta Ek Shadi Men Gaye! Santa: Lo Kuch Din Pahle Hi God Men Khela Karti Thi Aur Aaj Iski Shaadi Hai! Banta: Kya Aap Dulhan Ke Baap Ho? Santa: Nahin Dulhan Ka Boss Hu!
Santa Ne "F Am Radio Station" Par Kal Kiya Aur Kaha Mujhe Ek Batua Mila Hai Jisamen Bahut Sare Paise Credit Card Aur "I De" Card Hai! Host: To Aap Unhen Vollet Vapas Dena Chahte Hain? Santa: Ha Ha Ha! Nahin Ji Main Apni Taraf Se Ek "Udaas Gana" Use Bhent Karna Chahta Hu!